The Funny Mormon town of Utahn theocratic republic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Evan Valles with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 4.95 billion Utahns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salt Lake City. The average income tax rate is 30.6%.

The very strong Utahn Theocratic Republician economy, worth 360 trillion Utahn Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 72,855 Utahn Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", every workday begins with group therapy, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utahn theocratic republic's national animal is the elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mormonism.

Utahn theocratic republic is ranked 60,982^nd in the world and 27^th in Anaia for Safest, scoring 98.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.